The ROOT! Compendium - Lyrics

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Get Up Yourself tour intro

Hello and welcome to Get Up Yourself: A Self-Help Symposium.

We have a range of truly inspiring guest speakers for you. First up, we'll have Dr. Robert Mugabi with: Genocide Is Not A Problem, It's An Opportunity. Following that, Deltra Goodrem will discuss her new book: Cancer Moves Units. We'll ??? our fascinating session on self-actualisation: You Can Be Anyone You Want To Be, So I Became John Lennon, by Mark Chapman. We'll hear the inspiring story of Alberto Hilmaner, who, amid the burning wreckage of the World Trade Center disaster, set up a felafal stand and made his first million and finally we'll speak to Braydon Winger, the five-year-old multi-billionairre designer of Nintendo's new gaming platform: Poo.

At any time, you can purchase our range of self-improvement CD's and t-shirts at the merchandising stand. You'll find all the neccessary materials available, including butcher's paper, keyrings, and those little minty chocolate lollies which have been enhanced with a special flavour thanks to our special friends, Jim Jones and the People's Temple, Giana.

And now, it's time to begin. We understand the importance of networking and cross-polinisation. So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen: ROOT!

Information

1) Debuted at the Evelyn Hotel, August 23, 2008.
2) Played as an intro on the three city / three show Get Up Yourself tour.
3) If you know either part in italics, please contact.