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Stephanie Rice poem

Sephanie Rice[1], please take my advice
Fame comes at a price
Your futures a vice

Don't choose the sickness
The suffocating slickness
The Miranda Kerr[2] flirts with Rove[3]
PR networking sycophantic shitness
Of the Surface Paradise

If you want the Rasputins[4]
The drama queens
The air-kissing Medusas[5] of the A-List scene
Good luck. I'm with the Doctor[6]
Marieke[7], Claytron[8] and Robbie[9]
And they don't give a buck[10]
I'm DC Root. And who the fuck is Rory?[11]

Information

1) This poem was read aloud on August 26, 2008 by DC Root on Triple J's breakfast show.

Notes

1) Stephanie Rice is an Australian Olympic gold-medal winning swimmer.
2) Miranda Kerr is an Australian model.
3) Rove McManus is the host of the Australian talk show, Rove Live.
4) Grigori Rasputin is commonly known as the "Mad Monk". His name (although debateable) has been said to mean licentious: "Lacking restraint, or ignoring societal standards, particularly in sexual conduct."
5) Medusa is a mythical woman with snakes for hair.
6) Lindsay McDougall, aka "The Doctor" co-hosts the Triple J breakfast show.
7) Marieke Hardy co-hosts the Triple J breakfast show.
8) Claytron is a segment on the Triple J breakfast show.
9) Robbie Buck co-hosts the Triple J breakfast show.
10) A play-on-words in reference to co-host Robbie Buck.
11) I don't know. If you do, please contact.